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TexasFatBoy
09-21-2004, 10:15 PM
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your wife and you agree - no more kids.
Bad: She can't find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

:blink2: :lol:

wreckerman
09-21-2004, 10:21 PM
:lol: very good tfb i see your game is up today B)

Joker
09-21-2004, 11:55 PM
Nice one TFB
Joker