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    How to sell Watermelons the Texas way (Very X-rated)

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    Re: How to seel Warermelons the Texas way (X-rated)

    Is she like the great pumpkin too????
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    Re: How to seel Warermelons the Texas way (X-rated)

    :P :P I got to check it out before the Admin got ahold of it :P :P

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    Re: How to seel Warermelons the Texas way (X-rated)

    Those are some awesome mellons!!
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    Re: How to sell Watermelons the Texas way (Very X-rated)

    Hmmmmm a fellow redclouder???
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    Re: How to sell Watermelons the Texas way (Very X-rated)

    Not sure about those Melons, but the Peach sure looks good and tasty.
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    Re: How to sell Watermelons the Texas way (Very X-rated)

    Ahhh.... to be young an spunky.......
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    Re: How to sell Watermelons the Texas way (Very X-rated)

    i be offended, not enough close ups B) ...oh... where hell that dam mellon stand at???

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    DAMN!!!!
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    Re: How to sell Watermelons the Texas way (Very X-rated)

    wheres pic 4 5 and 8 ?

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