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    My Living Will

    I, Bructer, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:



    Cold Beer
    Cigar
    Blowjob
    Margarita
    Sex
    Martini
    Cold Beer
    Sex
    Chicken fried steak
    Cold Beer
    Sex
    Fried Chicken
    BBQ Ribs
    Sex
    Cold Beer
    Pizza
    BBQ Pork Tenderloin
    Sex
    Cold Beer
    Sex


    It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.


    Signed

    Bructer
    2006 Road King Classic
    2006 1200 Sportster Low
    2007 Buell Ulysses XB12X
    ___________________________________
    "Success is merely picking yourself up one more time than you fall down"

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    Re: My Living Will

    Hmm ya mentioned sex more than a BJ? Hmm something's wrong there
    *Just because I'm tattooed doesn't mean I wanna see your butterfly*

    "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." :P

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    Re: My Living Will

    Yeah! Yeah! What he said!!
    Get a bagger............................................ . start carrying your own shit!! BTW BAGGERS RULE!!

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