A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls
and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled
blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,
Deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked;...... ......
'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'
Before modern times there was walking, but not the perfection of walking, because there was no tea.
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I almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day.
It was gettin' kinda long, I could've said it was in my way.
But I didn't and I wonder why, I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Blondes are so cool.
Life is best experienced in the company of a woman.
Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker
I'm not here for a long time I'm here for a good time.