Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower.
Did you know 95% of all Harley's are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.
Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.
What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley?
Trade it in on a Kawasaki.
Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They're afraid to lean over that far.
What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home?
The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.
How do you now you're riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.
Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders?
Because they don't want to drop their tools.
How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money?
You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.
Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes?
At Sturgis
What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!
How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.
Why don't Harley owners smile?
Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The location of the dirtbags.
Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they're moving.
How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you're riding in the
canyons.
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.
Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
Some things just can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.
What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that's being ridden there?
The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.
Why do all Harley owners have trailers??
So they can go around corners faster!
You know you're a Harley rider if...
....you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.
....you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term
"engineering flaws."
...."water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a your buddy to come in his pickup truck.
MIDWEST TRIBE
LL
I may not hit the bottom,
But I rub the hell out of the sides......
sounds like a love-hate relationship
Harley Davidson made of tin
Ride them out and push them in
Life is best experienced in the company of a woman.
Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker
I'm not here for a long time I'm here for a good time.
I would've laughed if I didn't own a Harley and every one of those wasn't so dead-nuts spot-on accurate. The economy's never going to recover so my new Beemer will have to wait until I can afford to get ass-raped by the dealer on a trade-in. Only an idiot would buy a Harley at this point -- every two years (more or less) the MoFo renders all existing Harleys worthless and unsellable by upgrading to something (more power, brakes that work, better frame, etc.) the bike should've had decades ago. The dealer told me my '06 Softail (30K but in immaculate condition and fully chromed) was worthless because it had a TC88. And that's after I spent a thou making it run halfway decent (pipes, air, remap).
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
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True words OBG.....
MIDWEST TRIBE
LL
I may not hit the bottom,
But I rub the hell out of the sides......
What do you get when you turn a harley riders blonde girlfriend uoside down?
A brunette with bad breath.
My favorite rag on HD is "Yesterday's engineering at tomorrow's prices" My other favorite rag is. What does HONDA stand for? "Hop ON Dumb Ass"
I still don't get any respect!!!
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