so lately folks have been asking why I never seem to get sick,
I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka. (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air)
Tell jokes and laugh. (eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
you will keep all germs away
Bucket list are for Sissie, men do it while they can enjoy it
Probably true Rex. I know someone who did autopsies. He said alcoholics smelled clean inside.
I almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day.
It was gettin' kinda long, I could've said it was in my way.
But I didn't and I wonder why, I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Isn't alcohol good for the heart?
Life is best experienced in the company of a woman.
Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker
I'm not here for a long time I'm here for a good time.
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