Biker Loses 1.5" of Penis in Crash = $7.5 million

[Wild1Poet2]

So this guy crashed in a left turning cage. He loses 1.5 inches of his penis and wins $7.5M in a lawsuit. So this proves that a penis is worth about $5 million per inch.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...inch-half.html

excerpts: "Man awarded $7.5m for motorcycle crash that shortened his penis by an inch and a half

A former sailor has been awarded over $7.5 million in damages over a car crash in California that shortened his penis by an inch and a half.
Newlywed Matthew Wall suffered crush injuries and nerve damage to his manhood after a 2007 accident in San Diego.
The 27-year-old underwent reconstructive surgery that left his penis an inch and half shorter than before the accident.
A jury in El Cajon, California, awarded him $7,553,000 in damages as compensation for pain, suffering, medical bills and loss of income.
Mr Wall was riding his motorcycle to work at the US Navy submarine He was thrown off his motorcycle and suffered a fracture of his pubic ramus bone and a crushing injury to his penis and damage to the nerve and arteries of the penis.

Mr Wall's lawyer Nicholas Rowley said the van’s driver, Pedro Flores Miramontes, was a non-U.S. citizen who had an expired driver’s license and had never been trained as a shuttle driver.
Mr Wall is no longer in the Navy and lives in South Carolina, said Mr Rowley. "
He had recently married at the time of the crash but the couple has since divorced.

[arthureld]

5 million and inch. Wow! Great pimp.

I assume he lost the best 1.5 inches.

[coolhawg6622]

I WOULD TRADE IN A HEART BEAT!! 1 Implant later and yer a porn star.....lol

[LostLake]

Cuppla things here....

First off how do they know it's an inch and a half shorter than it was before the accident? You know the guy is lying, and if it's 12 inches long now, he'd say it was 13 1/2" before... Shit, if I lost an inch and a half, I'd be a girl! Hmmmm, that's an idea... they do have it a lot better than guys....

Next thing, he was awarded a judgement for 7.5 million... That doesn't mean he got anything. What he has is a piece of paper, a shorter dick, and the right to try like hell to get Pancho to pay him some money. You think an illegal alien is going to pay him anything? I wouldn't hold my breath.

So before you guys go riding into vans trying to lop your dicks off to collect the cash you better make sure the van is being driven by some rich bastard who is insured for millions in the event he inadvertently de-penises a biker....

[Wild1Poet2]

In addition to helmets, states will now legislate that bikers wear kevlar codpieces when they ride.

That's a lot of money for a settlement. When you look at those accidental death and dismemberment insurance policies I think they only give you $25,000 for a hand or leg.

[sidaga]

I think that is a deal no man will take by his choice, but still it’s quite a lot of money for loosing 1.5 inch dick.