What is Your Life Expantancy?

[Wild1Poet2]

So how long will you live? Scroll down to Appendix C, Table I in the link below and look it up.

This is the IRS's life expantancy table. The government knows how long you're going to live and how much tax they can get out of you.

Look up your age and then your remaining life expantancy is in the column next to it. So for example; I'll be 57 in a few weeks and that means I get to live to 84.9 years(57+27.9 = 84.9).


http://www.irs.gov/publications/p590/ar02.html

Excerpt:

Table I
(Single Life Expectancy)
(For Use by Beneficiaries)
Age	Life Expectancy	Age	Life Expectancy
56	28.7	84	8.1
57	27.9	85	7.6
58	27.0	86	7.1

[arthureld]

I expant to live to 150

The IRS expant me to die too soon

[Wild1Poet2]

I expant to live to 150

The IRS expant me to die too soon

Better watch out. They got GPS tracking and drones now.

[wreckerman]

does not matter to me ! I have enough money to last the rest of my life, as long as I die today !!

[arthureld]

Better watch out. They got GPS tracking and drones now.

I'll hack the fucker and turn it into a submarine. Spy on fish blub blub

[LostLake]

Sounds like we need that new Social Security Reform law reported by the Onion.


If I could figure out how to post it here I would.....

http://www.theonion.com/video/social...icans-t,21006/

[coolhawg6622]

"The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump off of cliffs."

[Wild1Poet2]

Hey that's my philosophy. I rather go out like that than in some nursing home.

Its interesting that the older you get the longer your life expantancy is. I guess it means you got the longlife genes.

[buckanddot]

I've already lived longer than I thought I would. Now I wish I'd have taken better care of myself..............

[Wild1Poet2]

there's some cool biotech stuff coming down the pipeline going to help us live even longer. We just got to live long enough until it comes out. Live long enough to live forever.