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    St. Patrick Saturday

    Morning all. It Green Saturday! A joke to start your day:

    It was 1:00 AM after a long night of people celebrating St. Patrick's day in a packed bar. It was approaching closing time, and there was a police officer in the parking lot across from the bar. A patron stumbled out of the bar and headed for his car. He dropped his keys 3 times on the way to his car, and fell once trying to pick them up. He had a lot of trouble finding the keyhole to open the door. He fell into the car and took a minute to find the ignition. He put his car in gear and weaved down the road. Of course the officer followed him and pulled him over down the road. After a field sobriety test, he gave him a breathalyzer test. He blew a 0.00. The cop says " I don't understand" The guy says "It's easy. I'm the designated decoy".
    Life is about how much fun you can cram in, between busting your ass to pay for it.

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    Happy St. Patrick's Day, Cary, and the rest of you Fellas. xo Funny joke Cary! My car is giving me issues, again, so looks like it'll be a quiet weekend for me at home. 3 more days until the 1st day of Spring! Have a great day Guys!
    ~~Peace~~

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    Morning all

    Happy St Pattys Day !!!!

    Always a favorite, I'm a pollack wearing green today


    Great one cary going to steal it
    .-/c-.,_ /
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    Morning all

    Happy St Pattys Day !!!!

    Always a favorite, I'm a pollack wearing green today


    Great one cary going to steal it
    .-/c-.,_ /
    (_)'==(_)

    "Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere"

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    LOL thanks Cary
    It's a good day to drink green beer.

    I finished a 27 minute cardio workout. It wasn't intense but I haven't worked out since I injured my arm. Now that the cast is off I figure I can sweat again. Time to get crackalackin again.

    I got to do work this weekend so it'll be quiet. So much to get done. I'm falling behind in the news. I have to see what is going on with Qualcomm. I hear it is in play and there might be a bet to be placed. Or not. Could be tricky. I got to get up to speed.

    I turned 63 and can't wrap my head around it. LOL Yikes!
    Life is best experienced in the company of a woman.
    Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker.

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    Morning all

    Happy St Pattys Day !!!!

    Always a favorite, I'm a pollack wearing green today


    Great one cary going to steal it
    .-/c-.,_ /
    (_)'==(_)

    "Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere"

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    Lol. Good one Cary.

    I got Lucky WP PT fixed my arm.

    I'll be drinking green beer tonight.

    I've been practicing standing on one foot. Can't study too much for that test.
    I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana

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    Corned beef is in the pressure cooker

    Making rubins for dinner
    .-/c-.,_ /
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    "Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere"

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    I'm going to make corned beef in the pressure cooker too. I will add potatoes and cabbage and pressure cook it a few more minutes.
    I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild1Poet2 View Post
    I turned 63 and can't wrap my head around it. LOL Yikes!
    Happy belated Birthday Wild1!!
    ~~Peace~~

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